Kris van Huystee is the founder of a company that is yet to be named that does nothing. His mother has called him “a future star,” and his ex-wife refers to him as “stupid American boy.” He has produced countless Hip-Hop records for artists you’ve never heard of and has written for the world’s first Jewish news channel. He currently resides in Kyiv, Ukraine due to a series of poor life decisions and hopes to remain there well into the remainder of his days. Kris does PR for one of Eastern Europe’s largest flexible packaging companies, he has a modest collection of vinyl records compiled from the attics of grandmothers throughout Ukraine and he has performed as a bassist in Jazz trios in every major port across the world.
Kris Van Huystee